My Wonderful Little Webcam

 

My wonderful little webcam

Has certainly brightened my life

It’s really taking over from

My trouble and my strife

It put you in my living room

Right there on my TV

And every time I look at you

This is what I see.

 

I see a little angel

Grinning back at me

I see a little angel

On top of my TV

It doesn’t do me any good

Cos she’s so far away

And far across the ocean blue

Is where she’s going to stay.

 

My wonderful little webcam

Has brought her to my side

And when I put my PC on

There ain’t no place to hide

I’d like to go to the toilet

I’d like to take a pee

But I don’t really like to

I’m afraid that she might see

 

My wonderful little webcam

Has opened up my life

It’s brought me some friendship

But it’s cost me my wife

I can’t blame the webcam

It’s me that is to blame

Cos life without my webcam

Would never be the same.