One Loves One's P.C.

 

I only have one lover now
Where once, I used to have two
It's not that hard for you to see
The lover I have is my pc
She really is a friend to me
I really turn her on

 

The other lover I used to have
She's gone, and far away
She left because of my affair
Claimed that I was never there
And by the gods she could swear
Then walked out of our home

 

For weeks and weeks I felt alone
Depression soon took hold
But no longer do I sit and fret
For now I'm on the internet
Life is better, you can bet
And I'm also on the phone

 

For a day or two all was fine
This is great Thought I
But very soon all was not well
My beloved puter went all to hell
This wasn't right I could tell
And shattered all my dreams

 

She may pick up some virus
That makes my blood run cold
But when it comes to equestrian sport
A Trojan horse, anti-virus reports
What the hell! Is my retort
And reformat hard drive C:

 

Oh dear, how sad, oh never mind
Re-installing XP pro
Oh Mr. Gates what you doing to me
It won't accept my product key
How the hell can I be free
When I can't get back online

 

I try and try and try and try
It's really hacked me off
In desperation I ask a friend
The rules I think we'll have to bend
But we do it in the end
And got me back online

The moral of this story Is very plain to see 
If you love your puter Install a good AV

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